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Pooh: [after the seam on his bottom splits] Oh, stuff and fluff.
Tigger: Honey! Oh, boy, honey! That's what tiggers like best.
Pooh: I was afraid of that.
Tigger: [gulps down a few handfuls] Oh, say.
[chuckles, then smacks]
Tigger: YUCK! Tiggers don't like honey!
Pooh: But you said that you liked....
Tigger: Yeah, that icky, sticky stuff is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.
Pooh: You mean elephants and weasels.
Tigger: That's what I said, heffalumps and woozles.
Eeyore: It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.
Pooh: The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.
Narrator: Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.
Pooh: Think, think, think.
Narrator: And the first person he thought of was...
Pooh: Winnie the Pooh?
Narrator: No. Christopher Robin.
Pooh: Oh.
Christopher Robin: There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?
Eeyore: No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.
Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.
Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
Eeyore, Owl, Kanga, and Roo: Good morning, Pooh bear.
Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
Pooh: [after rolling in the mud] There, now. [giggles, then hops out of the mud puddle]
Pooh: Isn't it a clever disguise?
Christopher Robin: What are you supposed to be?
Pooh: [looks himself over] I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.
Christopher Robin: [giggles] Silly old bear.
Pooh: [in a sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.
Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.
Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] Is there any more?
Rabbit: No, there isn't.
Pooh: I thought not. [tries to climb out the front door but gets stuck]
Pooh: Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.
Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. [tries to push Pooh out] Well, it all comes from eating too much.
Pooh: [strains] It all comes from not having front doors big enough!
Owl: Blast it all!
Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite! Save time.
Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
Owl: Oh, no, no, no, no! The cost! The charge in money.
Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule. [falls down a hole, screaming] If you think it over, let me know. You got my card. I'm not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
Owl: Oh.
Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.
Roo: Flowers.
Pooh: Honeysuckle! [tries to eat flowers]
Kanga: No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.
Pooh: Oh.
Rabbit: Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?
Pooh: Could you spare a small smackerel?
Gopher: Say, you ought to do something about that speech impediment, sonny. [offers Pooh his jar of honey]
Pooh: Oh, thank you, Gopher.

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