“The difference between rock stars and stand-up comedians is as...” – Tom, Man of the Year ... Movie Quotes Database

The difference between rock stars and stand-up comedians is as follows: women don't rush the stage and holler at comics, "This is your child!" Also, if women throw their underwear on stage for comics - it's because they want it fluffed, folded and back by Friday.

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