“I'll try and be brief, because I know this is the Senate's bingo...” – Tom, Man of the Year ... Movie Quotes Database

[paying an impromptu visit to Congress]

I'll try and be brief, because I know this is the Senate's bingo day...This isn't official; it's just our little secret between you, me and the world media.

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