Hold on! You're saying I might be Sophie's father, but she might be Bill's or Harry's?
Yes, and don't get self righteous with me...
Yeah, if you hadn't left my mother to go off and get married!
I had to go. I was engaged. But I couldn't do it and I came right back!
Wha... why... What... Why didn't you call me?
Because I was stupid enough to think you would be waiting for me. But when I got there they told me you were off with some other guy.


