Got no worries, got no stress.
Cadets{offscreen}: Got no worries got no stress.
Camera shows boys running behind Major Payne; all wearing sundresses
Cause we feel good in our dress.
Cause we feel good in our dress.
Major Payne's a major diss.
Major Payne's a major diss.
He makes us squat when we piss.
He makes us squat when we piss.
Got no worries, got no care.
Got no worries, got no care.
I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Payne orders the cadets to halt in the school square. This is seen by the civilian students, who laugh uproariously at such a spectacle. Payne addresses the boys.]
I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command!
Their pantyhose is falling down.
Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!
Emily Major! What are the boys doing in those dresses?
They're putting on a fashion show.
Emily I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement.