[The boys failed in an earlier attempt to get Major Payne fired by staging a picture of him with a boy in a dress, suggesting he was a child molester. Payne is leading the boys on a punitive exercise, where they are seen running uphill]
Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress.
Cadets{offscreen}: Got no worries got no stress.
Camera shows boys running behind Major Payne; all wearing sundresses
Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Cadets: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Major Payne: Major Payne's a major diss.
Cadets: Major Payne's a major diss.
Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss.
Cadets: He makes us squat when we piss.
Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care.
Cadets: Got no worries, got no care.
Major Payne: I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Major Payne: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Cadets: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Major Payne: Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Cadets: Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Payne orders the cadets to halt in the school square. This is seen by the civilian students, who laugh uproariously at such a spectacle. Payne addresses the boys.]
Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command!
Student: Their pantyhose is falling down.
Major Payne: Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!
Emily: Major! What are the boys doing in those dresses?
Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show.
Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement.
Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress.
Cadets{offscreen}: Got no worries got no stress.
Camera shows boys running behind Major Payne; all wearing sundresses
Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Cadets: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Major Payne: Major Payne's a major diss.
Cadets: Major Payne's a major diss.
Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss.
Cadets: He makes us squat when we piss.
Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care.
Cadets: Got no worries, got no care.
Major Payne: I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Major Payne: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Cadets: Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Major Payne: Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Cadets: Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Payne orders the cadets to halt in the school square. This is seen by the civilian students, who laugh uproariously at such a spectacle. Payne addresses the boys.]
Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command!
Student: Their pantyhose is falling down.
Major Payne: Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!
Emily: Major! What are the boys doing in those dresses?
Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show.
Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement.
[The boys failed in an earlier attempt to get Major Payne fired by staging a picture of him with a boy in a dress, suggesting he was a child molester. Payne is leading the boys on a punitive exercise, where they are seen running uphill]
Major Payne : Got no worries, got no stress.
Cadets {offscreen}: Got no worries got no stress.
Camera shows boys running behind Major Payne; all wearing sundresses
Major Payne : Cause we feel good in our dress.
Cadets : Cause we feel good in our dress.
Major Payne : Major Payne's a major diss.
Cadets : Major Payne's a major diss.
Major Payne : He makes us squat when we piss.
Cadets : He makes us squat when we piss.
Major Payne : Got no worries, got no care.
Cadets : Got no worries, got no care.
Major Payne : I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Cadets : I'm a bald-headed son of a bitch without hair.
Major Payne : Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Cadets : Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann.
Major Payne : Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Cadets : Got to earn my right to be called a man.
Payne orders the cadets to halt in the school square. This is seen by the civilian students, who laugh uproariously at such a spectacle. Payne addresses the boys.]
Major Payne : I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command!
Student : Their pantyhose is falling down.
Major Payne : Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A-hee hee hee!
Emily : Major! What are the boys doing in those dresses?
Major Payne : They're putting on a fashion show.
Emily : [angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement.
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