A character in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

Chris Adams quotes from The Magnificent Seven (1960)

Yul Brynner

Most-quoted character in The Magnificent Seven (1960): in 29 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Vin (11), Harry Luck (4), Bernardo O'Reilly (4)

A line from Chris Adams

The Old Man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We'll always lose.

More lines from Chris Adams

10 quotes
Chris Adams

I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.

Chris Adams

Graveyards are full of boys who are very young and very proud.

Chris Adams

Sorry, I'm not in the blessing business.

Chris Adams

Once you begin you've got to be ready for killing and more killing, and then still more killing, until the reason for it is gone.

Chris Adams

Harry, please don't understand me so fast.

Chris Adams

He's a good gun. We aren't going to a church social.

Chris Adams

There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.

Chris Adams

If he rides in with no idea of the reception we can prepare for him... I promise you, we'll all teach him something about the price of corn.

Chris Adams

It's only a matter of knowing how to shoot a gun. Nothing big about that.

Chris Adams

I'll tell you what I can do: I can kill the first man who so much as whispers a word about giving up. The very first man, so help me, I'll blow his head off!

Scenes with Chris Adams

18 scenes
Chris Adams
[Driving an occupied hearse to a confrontation with local bigots]

Don't worry. We'll get there (to Boot Hill).

Vin

Gettin' up there doesn't worry me. Stayin' there is what I mind.

Henry (corset salesman)

Where are you from?

Chris
[Points thumb toward his back]
Henry (corset salesman)

Oh, well where you headed?

Chris
[Points finger in front of him]

We need help.

We must buy guns. We know nothing about them. Will you buy them for us?

Chris

Guns are very expensive and hard to get. Why don't you hire men?

Men?

Chris

Gunmen. Nowadays, men are cheaper than guns.
...

It won't be hard to find men here. Everyone wears a gun.

Chris

Sure. Same as they wear pants. That's expected. But good men? That's something else again.

Chris Adams

Harry! Good to see you again. What are you doing in this dump?

I, uh, heard you got a contract open.

Chris

Oh, not for a high-stepper like you.

A dollar bill always looks as big to me as a bedspread.

Chris

It's just eating money, Harry. A gold eagle, room and board. Six weeks gunning for some farmers.

Ah, you old Cajun! You don't talk so good, but you always know what's going on.

Chris

Now, Harry --

(to villagers)

Uh, con permiso. (he closes the door and turns to Chris) All right. All that's on top. What's underneath?

Chris

Only what I told you.

Gold? Cattle? Payroll?

Chris

Only what I told you.

Oh, sure, sure. Just tell me when you can.

Chris

Harry, please don't understand me so fast.

Look, never mind. (winks) I'm in!

[Scouting for gunmen in a local saloon.]

There's one! Look at all the scars on his face!

The man for us is the one who gave him that face.

Chris Adams

Hey, you learn fast.

Vin

I did hear of a job below the border shooing flies away from a village, but I can't find out what it pays.

Chris Adams

Twenty dollars.

Vin

A week?

Chris

Six weeks. Whole job.

Vin

Well, that's ridiculous. You heard of anything?

Chris

Yeah. Below the border shooing flies away from a village. Their village. (indicates Hilario and company)

Vin

Twenty dollars.

Chris

You can come in right now.

Vin

Nah, that wouldn't even pay for my bullets.

Ours is a poor village.

We understand. You can make much more as a grocery clerk. And it's good, steady work.

Chris

Yeah.

Vin

How many you got?
[Chris holds up one finger; Vin shakes his head and holds up two fingers.]

Did you have any luck?

Chris Adams

Found a man who would have been perfect. With gun or knife, couldn't ask for any better. But he wouldn't do it.
Hilario : The money, it was not enough?

Chris

He doesn't give a hoot about money.

A man in this line of work who doesn't care about money?

Chris

Men in this line of work are not all alike. Some care about nothing but money. Others, for reasons of their own, enjoy only the danger.

Vin

And the competition.

If he is the best with a gun and a knife, with whom does he compete?

Chris

Himself.

Chris Adams
[Chris and Vin approach O'Reilly, who is chopping wood on a farm for his breakfast.]

Morning. I'm a friend of Harry Luck's. He tells me you're broke.

Nah. I'm doing this because I'm an eccentric millionaire.

Chris

There's a job for six men, watching over a village south of the border.

How big's the opposition?

Chris

Thirty guns.

(stops axe in mid-swing)

I admire your notion of fair odds, mister.

Chris

Harry tells me you faced bigger odds during the Travis County war.

Well, they paid me six hundred dollars for that one.

Vin

He said you got that Selena thing cleared up in less than a month.

Paid me eight hundred dollars for that one.

Vin

You cost a lot.

Yeah. That's right, I cost a lot.

Chris

The offer is twenty dollars.

[O'Reilly keeps chopping wood. Chris and Vin turn to leave.]

Twenty dollars? Right now, that's a lot.

Lee

You need men for a job down in Mexico.

Chris

That's right.

Lee

How long?

Chris

Four, six weeks.

Lee

How much does the job pay?

Chris

I thought you were looking for the Johnson brothers.

Lee

I found them. How much does the job pay?

Chris

Twenty. We leave tomorrow.

Chris
[Chico rides into the village with Petra across his saddle bow.]

So that's where they were. You hid them.

Sure, they hid them, but she won't tell where. They're afraid -- she's afraid -- of me, you, him... all of us. Farmers. Their families told them we'd rape them.

Chris

Well, we might. In my opinion, though, you might have given us the benefit of the doubt. Well, just as you please.

Vin

You know, as long as you were out there, why didn't you bring 'em all in?

What for? Leave them out there. Let Calvera find them. He'll take good care of them.

Chris

Bring them in. (to Petra) Show him where.

[Calvera meets Chris Adams and Vin as he rides into the village.]

I should have guessed. When my men didn't come back, I should have guessed. How many of you did they hire?

Chris

Enough.

New wall.

Chris

There's lots of new walls, all around.

They won't keep me out.

Chris

They were built to keep you in.
...

Chris

There won't be any trouble... if you ride on.

Ride on? Where am I going to get the food for my men?

Buy it or grow it!

Or maybe even work for it.

Hm, seven. Somehow I don't think you've solved my problem.

Chris

Solving your problems isn't our line.

Vin

We deal in lead, friend.

So do I. We're in the same business.

Vin

Only as competitors.

Why not as partners? Suppose I offer you equal shares.

Chris

Of what?

Everything. Down to the last grain.

And the people of the village? What about them?

I leave it to you. Do men of our profession worry about things like that? It may even be sacreligious! If God didn't want them sheared, He would not have made them sheep. What do you say?

Chris

Ride on.
...

If I leave here with empty hands, everyone in this village will answer to me when I come back.

Chris

You won't come back.

Why not?

Chris

Won't have any guns. Take them off right now and drop them.

Your gun has gotten you everything you have. Isn't that true? Hmm? Well, isn't it true?

Vin

Sure. Everything. After a while, you can call bartenders and Faro dealers by their first names. Maybe two hundred of 'em. Rented rooms you live in, five hundred. Meals eaten in hash-houses, a thousand. Home, none. Wife, none. Kids... none. Propects, zero. Suppose I left anything out?

Chris Adams

Yeah. Places you're tied down to, none. People with a hold on you, none. Men you step aside for, none.

Lee

Insults swallowed, none. Enemies, none.

Chris

No enemies?

Lee

Alive.

Now that's the kind of arithmetic I like!

Chris

Yeah. I did too, at your age.

Chris Adams
[Chris hears O'Reilly's three local boys call him "Bernardo".]

You've been adopted. "Bernardo O'Reilly".

That's my real name. Irish on one side, Mexican on the other, and me in the middle.

[A faction of villagers, led by Sotero, wants to make peace with Calvera; the Seven discuss their next move.]

You want to go?

Well, there comes a time to turn Mother's picture to the wall and get out. The village will be no worse off than it was before we came.

Chris Adams

You forget one thing. We took a contract.

Vin

Not the kind any court would enforce.

Chris

That's just the kind you've got to keep.

Vin

That's a noble thought, but the way things are right now... I don't know.

The odds are too high!

Chris

Much too high.

Then we go?

Chris

No. We lower the odds.

[The Seven return from a raid to find Calvera's men holding the village.]

You should not be surprised. My good friend Sotero, he, ah, arranged for them to come in. Comprende? Well, anyway, to business. I could kill you all. You agree? (a long pause) Well, you don't disagree. Anyway, I don't want to kill you.

Chris Adams

Why so generous?

Practical. They hear about it up north, maybe some friends of yours make more trouble for me -- a man who never wants no trouble. We, ah, have a saying here: "A thief who steals from a thief is pardoned for one hundred years." All right, what does that leave? Only one thing. I pardon you. Ride on.

Chris

Just like that? (snaps fingers)

Si, just like that! (snaps fingers) I'll make it easy for you. You want food? (to henchmen) Give them food. Water? All right, water. Horses? Saddled and waiting. Guns? Your guns, your gunbelts you take off and you put here, now.
...

What I can't understand is why a man like you took this job in the first place. Why, huh?

Chris

I wonder myself.

Oh, come on, come on. Tell me why.

Vin

Fella I once knew in El Paso, one day he took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. So I asked him the same question. "Why?"

And?

Vin

He said it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

Go get your clothes, your saddlebags. Anything you want, take. Your friends in there owe you at least that much.

[Calvera's men have escorted the Seven well outside the village and tossed their guns on the ground.]

Nobody throws me my own guns and says ride on. Nobody. (puts his gunbelt back on)

Vin

Took me a long time to learn my elbow from a hat rack. Right now, I belong in that border town, sleeping on white sheets. (puts his gunbelt on) But I'll ride back to that village.

You're crazy. all of you! They won't lift a finger to help. Think of the odds!

Harry, nobody's asking you to go back.

Chris Adams

Ride on, Harry. It's all right.

You bet your sweet life I will! (grabs his gear and mounts) Come on, Lee. If they want to get killed, let 'em.

Chris

Go ahead, Lee. You don't owe anything to anybody.

Lee

Except to myself. (dismounts and puts his guns on)

You're crazy! ALL of you!

[Harry has been shot riding to Chris' rescue in the final battle against Calvera.]

Chris... I hate to die a sucker. We didn't come here just to keep an eye on a lot of corn and chili peppers, did we? There was something else all along, wasn't there?

Chris Adams

Yes, Harry. You had it pegged right all along.

I knew it. What was it?

Chris

Gold. Sacks of it.

Sounds... beautiful. How much?

Chris

At least a hundred and fifty.

My cut would have been what?

Chris

About seventy thousand.

I'll be damned. (he expires)

Chris

Maybe you won't be.

[The surviving gunmen are preparing to ride out of the village.]

You could e-stay, you know.They would not be sorry to have you e-stay.

Chris Adams

They won't be sorry to see us go, either.

(nods)

The fighting is over. Your work is done. For them, each season has its tasks. If there were a season for gratitude, they'd show it more.

Vin

We didn't get any more than we expected, old man.

Only the farmers have won. They remain forever. They are like the land itself. You helped rid them of Calvera the way a strong wind helps rid them of locusts. You are like the wind, blowing across the land and... passing on. Vaya con Dios.

Chris

Adios.

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