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View Quote I never rode shotgun on a hearse before.
View Quote I took a job in a grocery store. Fella says I'll make a crackerjack clerk. Crackerjack.
View Quote You know, I've been in some towns where the girls weren't very pretty. Matter of fact, I've been in some towns where they were downright ugly. But this is the first time I've ever been in a town where there are no girls at all -- 'cept little ones.
View Quote You don't happen to have an older, grateful sister, do you?
View Quote Reminds me of that fella back home who fell off a ten-story building. As he was falling, people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good." Heh, so far, so good.
View Quote We deal in lead, friend.
View Quote The reason I understand your problem so well is that I walked into the same trap myself. Yeah. First day we got here I started thinking, maybe I could put my gun away. Settle down, get a little land, raise some cattle. The things these people know about me would work to my credit, it wouldn't work against me. I... just didn't want you to think you were the only sucker in town.
View Quote Fella I once knew in El Paso, one day he took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him the same question, why? He said it seemed to be a good idea at the time.
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