Slevin Kelevra [Repeated Line]
I'm Slevin.
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12 quotes Slevin Kelevra Slevin Kelevra [To the Rabbi and the Boss]
The two of you killed everyone I ever loved. (Pause) **** you both.
Slevin Kelevra Bad dog.
Slevin Kelevra You have a deceptively tall knock. Congratulations.
Slevin Kelevra Somebody's trying to kill you. Me.
Slevin Kelevra I'm just a guy whose dinner's getting cold.
Slevin Kelevra I told you before...that's not my name.
Slevin Kelevra I did this to you. Me.
Slevin Kelevra And that's all there is to it?
Slevin Kelevra You can only kill me once.
Slevin Kelevra I'm gonna say what any man with two penises would say, when his tailor asks him if he dresses right or left... Yes.
Slevin Kelevra [To the Rabbi and the Boss]
The two of you killed everything I ever loved. (Pause) **** you both.
Scenes with Slevin Kelevra
26 scenes
They call him "the Fairy"...
Slevin Why do they call him "the Fairy"?
Slevin What, he's got wings, he can fly, he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?
Sloe The guy we lookin' for. His name is uh, his name is-
His name is Nick, man.
Sloe Nick, yeah. The cat's name is Nick. Now who, who are you?
Slevin I'm Slevin.(Sloe mutters the name confused for a minute)
Sloe You got some ID?(Short pause)
Slevin You see the funny thing about that is I got mugged this morning-
Sloe Hey! Tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it off down the road.
Slevin Who are you?
I'm The Boss.
Slevin I thought he was The Boss.
Why? Do we look alike?
Slevin's Girlfriend [after Slevin walks in on her cheating on him]
This is an accident.
Slevin What, like... He tripped, you fell?
How ironic.
Slevin I know, I don't even gamble.
No. A mobster with a gay son. That's ironic.
Sloe The Boss wants to see you.
Slevin Who?
Sloe The Boss.
Slevin Who's the Boss?
Sloe The guy we work for. Sit
Slevin Look. I'm not the guy you're looking for. I don't live here.
Sloe Yeah well you look like the guy who lives here.
Slevin Man, you don't know what the guy who lives here looks like.
What he means to say is that you look like you live here.
Sloe Yeah, that's what I mean to say.
[Showing a picture]
This was my son. Notice how I said was? That's because he's dead. Relegated to the past tense. Went from an is to a was before he had his breakfast.
Slevin Bummer.
Slevin I have ataraxia.
Ataraxia?
Slevin It's a condition characterized by freedom from worry or any other pre-occupation really.
[after Slevin has just told him he'll take the job killing the Rabbi's son]
I knew you had sense.
Slevin Sense is something you have when you have a choice.
Sometimes, and sometimes it's when you know you don't.
You must be Mr. Fisher.
Slevin Must I be? Because it hasn't been working out for me lately.
But I'm afraid you must.
Slevin Well, if I must.
Brikowski Who are you?
Slevin Philosophically speaking?
Brikowski: Name.
Slevin Rank, serial number?
Dumbrowski You should really play ball kid.
Slevin Really? You think I'm tall enough?
Brikowski [Punches Slevin in the stomach]
What is your name?
Slevin [gasping for breath]
Oh yeah, now I remember, Slevin Kelevra.
Wait, wait, wait. Look Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the **** your name is. The fact of the matter is that the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' in here right now with her fine ass, titties hangin' out and everything and if she told me your name was Jesus Christ, I still got to take you to see the Boss. You know why?
Slevin No.
Orders. And you do know what orders is right?
Slevin I think I understand the concept of-
Orders is "orders".
Slevin I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word your defining in the definition.
[Elvis punches him]
**** say somethin' else. I will break your mother**** nose. I ain't playin' with you.
Slevin My nose is already broken.
Slevin How did you find out about us?
I'm a world-class assassin, ****head. How do you think I found out?
Slevin I'm not gay.
Brikowski I'm a cop.
Slevin Well, I'm not a robber, if you catch my drift.
Slevin Someone's trying to kill you.
Yitzchok
Who?
Slevin Me.
There are three things one may not do to save a life including his own. He may not: idol-worship, commit adultery, or perform an act of premeditated murder. Killing you before you killed me would be...
Slevin Kosher?
Slevin Anything else you want to tell me?
I suppose I don't need to say anything as trite and cliche as "go to the police and you're a dead man".
Slevin I think you just did.
I guess I did.
Slevin [smiles slyly] [chuckles slightly]
There is no "they..." I did this to you. Me.
You?
Slevin Me.
Who are you?
Slevin Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately--
[interrupting]
My father used to say: "The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."
Mugger
Hey, you got the time?
Slevin Yeah man, it's about 3:20.
Mugger
Yo, you got a smoke?
Slevin No sorry, I don't smoke.
Mugger
Well then why don't you just give me your wallet, and I'll buy my own smokes.
Slevin Am I being mugged?
[He is punched in the nose]
Slevin This isn't the first time this has happened, you know.
You mean this isn't the first time a crime lord asked you to kill the gay son of a rival gangster to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend whose place you're staying in as a result of losing your job, your apartment, and finding your girlfriend in bed with another guy?
Slevin No, this is the first time THAT happened, but Nick has been painting me into corners since we were kids.
What happened to your nose?
Slevin I was using it to break some guy's fist.
You? You're the triggerman.
Slevin Me?
You.
Slevin Aren't there professionals? People you can hire to do this sort of thing?
[Laughing]
Of course there are. Yes. But you owe me 96,000 dollars. Why should I go out and pay someone else when I've already paid you?
Slevin Ok, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression that I owe you 96,000 dollars.
No, you owe Slim Hopkins 96,000 dollars. You owe Slim, Slim owes me... You owe me.
How ironic.
Slevin I know, I don't even gamble.
No. A mobster with a gay son. Now that's ironic.
Wait, wait, wait. Look Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the **** your name is. The Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' in here right now with her fine ass titties hangin' out and everything and if she told me your name was Jesus Christ, I still got to take you to see the Boss. You know why?
Slevin No.
Orders. And you do know what orders is right?
Slevin I think I understand the concept of-
Orders is "Orders" (but is said in an Ebonics for to really say all there is "Or-der-is".
Slevin I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word you're defining in the definition.
[Elvis punches him]
Say somethin' else. I will break your mother**** nose. I ain't playin' with you.
Slevin My nose is already broken.
[flash cut to Slevin in a car with a freshly bloodied nose]
