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Lucky Number Slevin

Lucky Number Slevin quotes

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Lindsey
Mr. Goodkat
Notes and references
Slevin Kelevra
The Boss
The Rabbi


View Quote (After being asked about how his flight was and recieving a pat on the back) It was fine. And I kinda have this thing about people touching me.
View Quote (First line in the movie) There was a time...
View Quote (Last lines of the movie) My name's Goodkat. You can call me Mr. Goodkat.
View Quote Brikowski: Who are you?
Slevin: Philosophically speaking?
Brikowski: Name.
Slevin: Rank, serial number?
Dumbrowski: You should really play ball kid.
Slevin: Really? You think I'm tall enough?
[Punches Slevin in the stomach]
Brikowski: What is your name?
Slevin: [gasping for breath] Oh yeah, now I remember, Slevin Kelevra.
View Quote Elvis: Wait, wait, wait. Look Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent, whatever the **** your name is. The fact of the matter is that the Virgin Mary herself could come waltzin' in here right now with her fine ass, titties hangin' out and everything and if she told me your name was Jesus Christ, I still got to take you to see the Boss. You know why?
Slevin: No.
Elvis: Orders. And you do know what orders is right?
Slevin: I think I understand the concept of-
Elvis: Orders is "orders".
Slevin: I guess no one ever taught you not to use the word your defining in the definition.
[Elvis punches him]
Elvis: **** say somethin' else. I will break your mother****ing nose. I ain't playin' with you.
Slevin: My nose is already broken.
View Quote Lindsey: How ironic.
Slevin: I know, I don't even gamble.
Lindsey: No. A mobster with a gay son. That's ironic.
View Quote Lindsey: What happened to your nose?
Slevin: I was using it to break some guy's fist.
View Quote Mr. Goodkat: The reason I'm in town, in case you're wondering, is because of the Kansas City Shuffle.
Nick: What's a Kansas City Shuffle?
Mr. Goodkat: A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.
Nick: Never heard of it.
Mr. Goodkat: It's not something people hear about. Falls on deaf ears mostly. This particular one has been over twenty years in the making. No small matter. Requires a lot of planning. Involves a lot of people. People connected by the slightest of events. Like whispers in the night, in that place that never forgets, even when those people do. It starts with a horse.
View Quote Mugger: Hey, you got the time?
Slevin: Yeah man, it's about 3:20.
Mugger: Yo, you got a smoke?
Slevin: No sorry, I don't smoke.
Mugger: Well then why don't you just give me your wallet, and I'll buy my own smokes.
Slevin: Am I being mugged?
[He is punched in the nose]
View Quote Nick: ****. Shit. Jesus.
Mr. Goodkat: '****, Shit, Jesus' is right
View Quote Slevin's Girlfriend: [after Slevin walks in on her cheating on him] This is an accident.
Slevin: What, like... He tripped, you fell?
View Quote Slevin: Anything else you want to tell me?
The Boss: I suppose I don't need to say anything as trite and cliche as "go to the police and you're a dead man".
Slevin: I think you just did.
The Boss: I guess I did.
View Quote Slevin: How did you find out about us?
Mr. Goodkat: I'm a world-class assassin, ****head. How do you think I found out?
View Quote Slevin: I have ataraxia.
Lindsey: Ataraxia?
Slevin: It's a condition characterized by freedom from worry or any other pre-occupation really.
View Quote Slevin: I'm not gay.
Brikowski: I'm a cop.
Slevin: Well, I'm not a robber, if you catch my drift.