“In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak...” – Guru Pitka, The Love Guru ... Movie Quotes Database

In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See™. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' [Laughs] Only Smaller...

More from The Love Guru

Guru Pitka Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. It's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know. Guru Pitka Dick Pants... send him in. Guru Pitka Guru Pitka had a farm. EIEIO. And in that farm he did no harm. EIEIO.™