Guru Pitka quotes
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In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See™. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' [Laughs] Only Smaller...
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Although I was raised here in India, I was born in America, which is where our journey begins. It's the story of a hockey player, named Darren Roanoke. My most resistant student, who became my greatest teacher... Or some such bullshit, I don't know.
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Dick Pants... send him in.
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Guru Pitka had a farm. EIEIO. And in that farm he did no harm. EIEIO.™
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Milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made
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BIBLE - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth™
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Don't peck my ****ing eyes!
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Break the pickle...tickle, tickle.
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Marishka Hargitay Jessica simpson.
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Marishka Hargitay Val Kilmer.
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Marishka Hargitay... Marishka Hargitay.
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Tonight I want you to go from nowhere to NOW HERE.™
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Is it made out of dog? Is it a dog's tingy, am I being punk'd?
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If you ever sucker punch me again, I'll kick your ass all the way back to the keebler factory.
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I have two tattoos. One of them is DRAMA tattoo and the other is a picture of daffy duck pushing a lawn mower through my pubes.
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Let's make like a baby and head out.
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I don't know what you're talking about. (coughs up feathers)
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Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.
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THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, it looks more like Gay Skin. (laughs)
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I lied. She is still with Le Coq, and he still has the biggest Weiner in history.
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I WANNA SING!
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Go Speedy. Ride like a cowboy.
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What is it you can't face? (use strong Indian accent on "can't")