A character in The Love Guru (2008)

Guru Pitka's books quotes from The Love Guru (2008)

2nd most-quoted character in The Love Guru (2008): in 5 of its 36 quotes

A line from Guru Pitka's books

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?

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Guru Pitka's books

What's this? A dead one of these.

Guru Pitka's books

If you're happy and you know it think again.

Guru Pitka's books

Does it hurt when you do that? Don't do that.

Guru Pitka's books

I know you are, but what am I?

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