Radio DJ
[on the phone]
Hi, Billy!
Billy Mack
Hello.
Radio DJ
We're live across the country, and you're number one!
Radio DJ
[Billy laughs]
How will you be celebrating?
Billy Mack
I don't know. Uh, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be bombarded with invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Radio DJ
Let's hope it's the second, Billy. And here it is again, Number One by Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around."
Billy Mack
Oh, Jesus, not that crap again! [laughs]

