Daniel, I have a plan!

Thank the Lord! Tell me.

Well, girls love musicians, don't they?

Uh-huh.

Even the really weird ones get girlfriends.

That's right. Meatloaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl!

[looks at him strangely]

Whatever. There's a big concert at the end of the term, and Joanna's going to be in it. I thought, if I was in the concert, and played really, really well, there's a chance she might fall in love with me. What do you think?

I think it's brilliant! It's stellar! Uh, apart from the one little, obvious, tiny, little baby hiccup...

That I don't play a musical instrument.

Yessir.

A tiny, insignificant detail.