“What's it doing?! Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it!” – Sm?agol, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers ... Movie Quotes Database

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Sm?agol

What's it doing?! Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it!

Sam

What's to ruin? There was hardly any meat on them. What we need is a few good taters.

Smeagol

What's "taters", precious? What's "taters", eh?

Sam

Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

Sam

[Sm?agol spits.]

Even you couldn't say no to that.

Smeagol

Oh yes, we could! Spoiling nice fish! Give it to us raw, and wriggling! You keep nasty chips!

Sam

...You're hopeless.

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Sméagol/Gollum Andy Serkis More Sméagol/Gollum quotes →

Sam Sean Astin More Sam quotes →

Smeagol More Smeagol quotes →

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