A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Bacon

What's that?

Samoan Joe's Barman

It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.

Bacon

No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a **** rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in there! Bring me a pint.

Samoan Joe's Barman

You want a pint, you go to the pub.

Bacon

I thought this was a pub!

Samoan Joes Barman

It's a Samoan pub.

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