Bacon
What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman
It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon
No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a **** rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in there! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joe's Barman
You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon
I thought this was a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman
It's a Samoan pub.
