A scene from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1998
Tom

Nah, it's not normal weed. Some ****-up skunk, class A, can't-think-let-a-lone-move shit.

Nick the Greek

Doesn't sound good to me.

Tom

Well, neither me, but it depends what flicks your switch, and the light is on and burning brightly for the masses. ... Anyway, do you know anyone?

Nick the Greek

I know a man, yes.... Rory Breaker.

Tom

Not that mad-man with an Afro. I don't want anything to do with him.

Nick the Greek

You won't have to, just get me a sample.

Tom

Ahh, no can do.

Nick the Greek

What's that? A place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Tom

Look, it's all completely chicken soup.

Nick the Greek

It's what?

Tom

It's kosher. As Christmas.

Nick the Greek

The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

Tom

Well, never mind that. We're gonna need some artillery too. Couple of sawn-off shot-guns

Nick the Greek

This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon, who do you think I am?

Tom

Think you're Nick the Greek.

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