Little Nicky quotes

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View Quote Todd: Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit?
Nicky: No.
Todd: It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from? The South?
Nicky: Yes. The deep South. Hahahaha!
Todd: Why is that funny?
Nicky: I don't know.

View Quote Todd: Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
John: Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.

View Quote Todd: You know, I was in love once but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
John: Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
Todd: No.
Beefy: Busted!

View Quote Satan: But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to be...me.
Cassius and Adrian: What!?
Nicky: Hallelujah.
(they stare at Nicky) I mean...that sucks!

View Quote Satan: That's right. You heard me, Holly.
Holly: What?
Satan: I'm still in love with you.

View Quote Valerie: My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky: My dad's in hell and he's falling apart.

View Quote [Nicky and Beefy are watching "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee"]
Regis: So I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Audience member: What's happened to you, Regis?!

View Quote Be unafraid. Be very unafraid.

View Quote [after Nicky attacks the Blind deacon for insulting him and Valerie]
Valerie: Did you do that?
Nicky: No one calls my girl an evil slut.

View Quote Get In The Flask!

View Quote Release the evil!

View Quote I'm wasted!

View Quote Release the good. Release the awesome!

View Quote Popeye's Chicken is ****ing awesome!

View Quote If your father was the devil, and your mother was an angel, you'd be messed up too.