“So I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off....” – Regis, Little Nicky ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Little Nicky 2000

Regis

[Nicky and Beefy are watching "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee"]

So I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!

Audience member

What's happened to you, Regis?!

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Regis Regis Philbin

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