[testing the microphone]

Is this thing on? Is this–[brief microphone feedback] Uh, good to see you folks. Welcome to the park! Now today, Kevin's Pee-Wee Cowboys are going to test their mini-muscles against Danny's Little Giants!

"Little Giants." Nice touch.

I thought you'd like that.

Kevin, you call it.

Heads.

[catches the coin as it's flipped]

Uh, excuse me, how come he gets to call it?

Danny, what difference does it make? Either you kick off and we ram it down your throat...[the microphone picks up their conversation, broadcasting it throughout the field] Or we kick off, we take it from you, then ram it down your throat.

What is it with you? You've been bossing me around since we were kids. Will you stop it already?

Hey, it's football. You don't ask for things, you take them.

Like you took my ticket to the World Series with Dad?

Guys, cut it out. You're brothers.

Not by choice.

Hey, I don't need that. Not from a guy who sunk his last diamond into a broken-down gas station.

That "busted down" gas station has been servicing this community for over 40 years. It's a landmark.

Ought to be a landfill.

I would put that gas station up against any business in this town.

Are you sure about that?

Yes, I would and yes, I am.

Okay, fine!

Okay, fine! [beat] What're we talking about?

We're talking about my car dealership against your gas station. Winner of this game takes it all.

You're on!

Alright.

Okay.

[referring to the coin flip]

I'll even let you call it. Open up your fist.

Heads. [opens his hand, showing the coin]

Tails, hah! Danny, this is going to be the longest day of your life.

Yeah, we'll see about that. [flips the coin back to the mayor, then both brothers walk back to the sidelines; to himself] What the hell am I doing?