Giosu?
"No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?
Guido
Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and his pet kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."
Giosu?
We let everyone in our shop, don't we?
Guido
Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?
Giosu?
Spiders.
Guido
Good I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get a sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."
