Giosu? quotes from Life Is Beautiful (1997)

Giosu?

"No Jews or Dogs Allowed." Why do all the shops say, "No Jews Allowed"?

Guido

Oh, that. "Not Allowed" signs are the latest trend! The other day, I was in a shop with my Chinese friend and his pet kangaroo, but their sign said, "No Chinese or Kangaroos Allowed," and I said to my friend, "Well, what can I do? They don't allow kangaroos."

Giosu?

We let everyone in our shop, don't we?

Guido

Well, tomorrow, we'll put one up. We won't let in anything we don't like. What don't you like?

Giosu?

Spiders.

Guido

Good I don't like Visigoths. Tomorrow, we'll get a sign: "No Spiders or Visigoths Allowed."

Guido

You've never ridden on a train, have you? They're fantastic! Everybody stands up, close together, and there are no seats!

Giosu?

There aren't any seats?

Guido

Seats? On a train? It's obvious you've never ridden one before! No, everybody's packed in, standing up. Look at this line to get on! Hey, we've got tickets, save room for us!

Giosué

Look, they stopped the train to let Mom get on.

Guido

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