Alana Kane

What's your name?

Uh, Ted.

Alana Kane

Ted.

Yes.

Alana Kane

Oh, Ted, I love that name.

Okay...

Alana Kane

My name's Alana.

Hi, Alana.

Alana Kane

Can I come and install the bed for you?

What?

Alana Kane

I'd lay it down and show you how it works. It moves in a similar way to the ocean... wet inside. And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.

Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?

Alana Kane

Oh, well. Eager. I have to wait until my work is done.

Oh, yeah?

Alana Kane

Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.

Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?

Alana Kane

Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.

Sounds like it.

Alana Kane

He keeps me locked up inside. But you know what, Ted?

What's that?

Alana Kane

I know you're gonna love our wet beds. You know what they come with?

What's that?

Alana Kane

A wood headboard. And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.

That sounds great.