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(At Joker Manor...) Joker: Hi, Bats!
Batman: What have you done to my...Bruce Wayne's house? You better hope there's a cool guy and doesn't go crazy.
Joker: What happened to all your friends?
Batman: I don't need friends! I don't need anyone to stop you!
Joker: Are you sure about that? Look in the mirror, Batman. When I saw you working with your friend-family, I actually thought you changed. But no, you pushed them away. You've ran away from every person in your life, but I'm the one you're always chasing!
Batman: Is this about that stupid "greatest enemy" thing?
Joker: No, it's not. (The lights turn on and show every villain from the Phantom Zone.) Not anymore.
Villain #1: You tell 'im, Joker!
Shark: It's time for a fresh start!
Daleks: He's not worth it!
Joker: I think after 78 years, I deserve respect!
Harley: That is right; respect!
Joker: Do you realize that you have never once said the words, "I hate you, Joker"?
Harley: Not once!
Batman: Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now, that's for darn sure.
Joker: Annoyed is not the same thing! Listen, Batman. I hate you.
Villains: Aww!
Villain #2: That's nice.
Joker: Now you say it.
Batman: Me, too.
(The villains all exclaim in disappointment.)
Joker: You won't... You won't change, because you can't. You won't and you can't.
Villain #3: Batman will never say it!
Harley: You know what, Booboo, just shut it down.
Joker: These disease lunatics are right.
Voldemort: Yes, we are.
Joker: I'm not gonna be part of a one-sided relationship any longer!
Harley: Yes!
Batman: What are you talking about?
Joker: You and I are done.
Batman: What is wrong with you?
Joker: I'm moving on!
Batman: That's ridiculous.
Joker: And on my way out, I'm gonna blow up Gotham City!
Batman: No, you're not serious.
Voldemort: Wingardium Leviosa! (He uses his levatation spell on Batman to turn him back to Joker.)
Joker: You know what for once, Batman, you're right. I'm not your greatest enemy; your greatest enemy... (He pulls out the Phantom Zone projector.) ...is you. Goodbye, Batman.
Batman: Wait a minute, hold on a second!
(He sends him to the Phantom Zone, as Batman exclaims.)
Harley: Good for you, Booboo!
(The others cheer.)

(At Joker Manor...) Joker : Hi, Bats! Batman : What have you done to my...Bruce Wayne's house? You better hope there's a cool guy and doesn't go crazy. Joker : What happened to all your friends? Batman : I don't need friends! I don't need anyone to stop you! Joker : Are you sure about that? Look in the mirror, Batman. When I saw you working with your friend-family, I actually thought you changed. But no, you pushed them away. You've ran away from every person in your life, but I'm the one you're always chasing! Batman : Is this about that stupid "greatest enemy" thing? Joker : No, it's not. (The lights turn on and show every villain from the Phantom Zone.) Not anymore. Villain #1 : You tell 'im, Joker! Shark : It's time for a fresh start! Daleks : He's not worth it! Joker : I think after 78 years, I deserve respect! Harley : That is right; respect! Joker : Do you realize that you have never once said the words, "I hate you, Joker"? Harley : Not once! Batman : Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now, that's for darn sure. Joker : Annoyed is not the same thing! Listen, Batman. I hate you. Villains : Aww! Villain #2 : That's nice. Joker : Now you say it. Batman : Me, too. (The villains all exclaim in disappointment.) Joker : You won't... You won't change, because you can't. You won't and you can't. Villain #3 : Batman will never say it! Harley : You know what, Booboo, just shut it down. Joker : These disease lunatics are right. Voldemort : Yes, we are. Joker : I'm not gonna be part of a one-sided relationship any longer! Harley : Yes! Batman : What are you talking about? Joker : You and I are done. Batman : What is wrong with you? Joker : I'm moving on! Batman : That's ridiculous. Joker : And on my way out, I'm gonna blow up Gotham City! Batman : No, you're not serious. Voldemort : Wingardium Leviosa! (He uses his levatation spell on Batman to turn him back to Joker.) Joker : You know what for once, Batman, you're right. I'm not your greatest enemy; your greatest enemy... (He pulls out the Phantom Zone projector.) ...is you. Goodbye, Batman. Batman : Wait a minute, hold on a second! (He sends him to the Phantom Zone, as Batman exclaims.) Harley : Good for you, Booboo! (The others cheer.)