Okay, look, I-I'm fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that, but what we have is special. So when people ask you who's your number one bad guy, you say...

Superman.

Are you seriously saying that there's nothing, nothing special about our relationship?!

Whoa! Let me tell you something, J-Bird. Batman doesn't do ships.

What?

As in relationships. There is no us. Batman and Joker are not a thing. (Joker's face is slowly saddening) I don't need you. I don't need anyone. You mean nothing to me. (Joker becomes heartbroken for a long pause) No one does.