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Joker: I’m afraid Captain Dale had to bail! I’m your new co-pilot! And I always come to work... with a smile!
(Pilot Billson stares unimpressed)
Joker: ... You should be terrified.
Pilot Billson: Why?
Joker: Because... I will be taking over the city!
Pilot Billson: Mmm...
Joker: What?
Pilot Billson: Batman will stop you.
Joker: Pffft!
Pilot Billson: He always stops you.
Joker: No he doesn’t!
Pilot Bill: Like that time with the two boats?
Joker: This is better than the two boats.
Pilot Bill: Mmm.
Joker: Well, tonight is going to be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet! And trust me, Batman’s never gonna see it coming.
Pilot Bill: Like that time with the parade and the Prince music?
Joker: Hey, quiet!


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