Maybe you equate sex with a handshake and that's what? Like a badge? What do you want me to congratulate you?
Hey, don't you preach to me, ok? Who are you, some kid from the sticks? You come in here and think you can **** judge me?
Oh yeah, I'm just some doodah pudknocker from Pocatello. They ship us here from Dork Island.
I'm saying I know how **** you think I am, ok? You found me out, all right? My worst secret. And I'm humiliated now, so your work is done here.
Wait, I don't think you're a dork. But if you know how ridiculous you look, why would you do it?
Don't you believe in anything?
Yeah.
Then tell me! You tell me one thing in your life, one thing without a shadow of a doubt that you really believe.
I believe that Ann Margaret has never been given her due as an actress.
Duh, for Tommy alone and did you see her when she was...
[stops himself]
