Could you leave? Please?

I haven't finished charming you yet.

You haven't started.

Gimme a chance.

Look, go find yourself a nice little cowgirl and make nice little cowbabies and leave me alone.

I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.

[pause]

Let's see.

Excuse me?

Mr. Ed, let's see.

Look, I tried to be nice. I can see that's something you're not...

No, I'm trying. I can be very nice when I try. Sit down.

OK, maybe we just got off to a bad start. I know plenty of people -

[Bridget unzips his fly]

What are you doing?

I believe what we're looking for is a certain horse-like quality?