Oh Duane, hurry. What's wrong, honey?

Uh, I don't know.

That tickles. You know I can't stand to be tickled. Well, what's the matter? Aren't you gonna do it?

I don't know what's wrong.

What do you mean? How could anything be wrong? Just go on and do it. Oh! What's the matter with you?

I don't know. I don't know. Somethin's happened.

Well, get off a minute, for goodness sake. You might fall and mash me. It's 'cause you and Sonny went down to Mexico. No telling what you got down there. I just hate you. I don't know why I ever went with you. Put some clothes on! You think I wanna sit around here and look at you nekkid? I might never get to not be a virgin. I think you're the meanest boy I ever saw. My mother was dead right about you. You better not tell one soul - you just pretend it was wonderful.