A character in The Last House on the Left (2009)

Paige quotes from The Last House on the Left (2009)

Martha MacIsaac

4th most-quoted character in The Last House on the Left (2009): in 7 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Justin (3), Krug (2), Mari (2)

A line from Paige

You know what, Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole, like, creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?

Scenes with Paige

6 scenes

Can I get a pack of cigarettes?

Paige

Can I get some ID?

Can you just give me a pass?

Paige

Justin, I would if I ruled the world, but...

What if you help me, I help you?

Paige

And how are you going to help me?

Look, you know, I've got some premium grade-A shit back at the motel.

Paige

Really?

Yeah. You can see for yourself.

[Mari enters the motel and sees Paige and Justin smoking]

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What the hell you guys?

Paige

Mari, Justin was not kidding. This is really good shit.

Clearly. So, how long were you going to let me sit out there?

Paige

So Justin, my newfound friend, are you from a really big city?

Uh, no, I'm from all over.

Paige

All over?

My dad and uncle hustle around a lot, so...

Paige

What do they do?

All sorts of things. You know, I'm kind of out of the loop.

Paige

Okay, so can we please just go now?

[holding a knife to her]

Aw, Paige...

Paige

Please!

Do you not like us, Paige?

I'm sorry, ladies... We just can't risk it.

Paige

What? No! No, but... [turns to Mari] Wh-why can't you just... "Please, just let us go!?"

Paige, just stay calm- [Paige breaks free from Francis, and locks herself in the bathroom] Paige!

Damn it!

Paige

You're pathetic!

What'd you say, Paige? Where did that come from all of a sudden?

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