A character in The Last House on the Left (2009)

Krug quotes from The Last House on the Left (2009)

Garret Dillahunt

Most-quoted character in The Last House on the Left (2009): in 23 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Justin (6), Sadie (4), Francis (3)

A line from Krug [to John]

What are the odds, man? Of course your little girl had a lot to do with it. You should be proud. How'd you make us, anyway? Did my **** kid rat us out? That's it, isn't it? My **** kid! Figured out who you were and blabbered his brains. Hey, by the way, y'all did a bang up job on my brother. He is really **** dead down there!

More lines from Krug

5 quotes
Krug
[about Mari and Paige]

These are two lovely girls, Justin.

Krug
[to Justin, after raping Mari]

You missed out.

Krug
[to Justin]

You keep your mouth shut, you hear me? Don't you **** up again.

Krug
[after being attacked by John and Emma]

Who are you crazy ****s?!

Krug

I'd expect a lot more fight outta you, John.

Scenes with Krug

17 scenes
Morton
[telling joke to Giles]

So the next week, he's even hornier. And this time, he's got twenty bucks instead of ten. He goes back to the whorehouse, he slaps down the twenty, and tells the madam he needs to get off, but he ain't going to screw no goddamn chicken this time. She says it still ain't much, but she can help. She tells him to go to the room at the top of the stairs. This time there's just a bunch of guys jerking off, but one of the jerk off guys assures him "Oh hey, it's cool, it's cool" and he waves him over to this whole toilet they're all looking through-

Krug
[Giles laughs]

Oh, can we stop please? I really gotta take a piss.

Morton

**** you.

Morton

Praying now?

Krug

Oh Lord! Won't you grant me an empty mayonnaise jar to piss in.

Morton

You know Krug, considering the rather notorious nature of the prison you're headed to, I think I'd pray for something a little more substantial.
[A truck hits their car]

[Krug, Sadie and Francis check on Morton]

I think he's dying now. What do you think he's seeing?

Krug
[shows Morton a picture of his daughters]

Something he'll never see again.

Dad, look, I was just trying to liquidate some of the-

Krug

Liquidate. Wow. Is that my word or yours?

Mine... but... am I wrong?

Krug

No, Justin, you're not wrong.

Dad, what is-? [Krug punches him in the stomach]

Krug
[throws a newspaper at him]

We made the first page, that's what's going on! We figured they'd have my face on there sooner or later. Now they got Sadie's to boot. Can you believe it, Paige? Mari?

Okay, so can we please just go now?

[holding a knife to her]

Aw, Paige...

Please!

Do you not like us, Paige?

Krug

I'm sorry, ladies... We just can't risk it.

What? No! No, but... [turns to Mari] Wh-why can't you just... "Please, just let us go!?"

Paige, just stay calm- [Paige breaks free from Francis, and locks herself in the bathroom] Paige!

Damn it!

[to Mari]

Sorry, they weren't supposed to be back.

Krug

What? That's your excuse?

Sorry.

Krug
[sitting next to Justin]

Justin, you gotta start putting other people's needs ahead of your own. You knew not to bring anybody back here, but you did it anyway, didn't you?

Yeah, because...

Krug
[imitating Justin]

You guys weren't supposed to be here! Blah blah blah blah. But you did it. It can't be undone. Now you got to take responsibility for that action. It's as simple as that. You know how we do that?

Thanks for being so cooperative, Mari.

What good would it do me not to be?

I always took your kind to be whiny little **** bitches born with silver spoons up their asses. But you, I think maybe there's hope for you, Mari. [turns to Krug] I don't know, Krug. I think Mari here has some potential you should consider. Krug, what do you think?

Krug

I think she's been a cool customer, ever since the motel.

Krug

You ready to be a man?

What?

Krug
[referring to the girls]

Pick one. Or both.

You're pathetic!

Krug

What'd you say, Paige? Where did that come from all of a sudden?

Krug

So, do you guys live here permanently?

Oh, no. We actually live in the city.

How many houses do you have?

[uncomfortable]

So what are you guys doing out here anyways? This is kind of in the middle of nowhere. Are you on a family vacation? Or-

Krug

Well it's kind of embarrassing, actually. My dad used to take Francis and me to this lake every summer; do some fishing, go camping. Now that he's gone, those memories are all I really have left of him. Basically I'm just trying to do the same thing for Justin here

I think that's important. It's nice making memories.

Krug
[laughing]

Don't know if I want to remember today.

You might, you never know. You're all safe, you're together - That's what counts.

Krug

Amen, Emma. Amen.

Justin, sweetie, would you like some hot chocolate?

Krug

Well if he doesn't, it'd be a first. What do you say, Justin?

Yeah?

[reluctantly]

Yes, please.

You know, you should probably just sleep here tonight.

Krug

Oh, well, no, We couldn't do that...

I don't think you have much choice.

Krug

We just don't want to impose, is all.

Well, it's really not a problem. We have a guest house, so-

Krug
[putting his arm around Justin]

Well, whatever you think. Whatever's easiest.

Yeah, we're very easy.

Krug

Do you want to hear what I did to Mari? I bet you do. Pervert. You want to hear how tight your little homecoming queen was?

No. I want to hear you beg for your **** life.

Krug
[upon seeing Justin aiming a gun at him]

What are you doing?!

Ending this.

Krug

Well, you sure picked a hell of a time to grow some balls. Glad to see you too. Now, look. I'm not mad, alright? Just don't do anything stupid- [Justin pulls the trigger, but the gun is out of bullets. Krug, enraged, knocks the gun away and lunges at him.] My son. I loved you. I took care of you! [slowly stabs him in the stomach with fire poker]

[hurt]

Loved?

Krug
[covering Justin's mouth]

You don't get to talk now!

**** you!
[Emma appears with a fire extinguisher, and sprays it at Krug. John regains consciousness and hits Krug with a fire poker. Krug slowly gets up, but Emma knocks him unconscious with a fire extinguisher.]

Hi.

Krug

What is this? I can't move.

You're paralyzed from the neck down. [shows him his knife.] I didn't have any rope, or duct tape. [grabs the broken microwave.]

Krug

Hey, what are you doing? Doc? [John puts Krug's head in microwave] What the **** are you doing?

[calmly]

You're going to be fine. [turns on microwave and walks away]

Krug
[weakly]

Wait... hey... wait!
[Krug screams as his head explodes] About The Last House on the Left (2009 film)[edit]

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