Larry & Steve quotes

View Quote Lori Alan — Cindy / Loudspeaker voice

View Quote Luke, this is your landlord.  You still haven't returned my weed whacker.

View Quote Newt Gingrich — Himself (archive sound)

View Quote Oh, hi, there.  You scared the crap out of me.  I'm Seth MacFarlane, Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributors Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

View Quote Seth MacFarlane — Himself / Larry ****mings / Steve / Lois ****mings / Man in underwear / Captain Kirk / Mr. Spock / Sulu / Ensign Skippee / British man / Jeremy / Tom Hanks / Alex Trebek / Preacher / God

View Quote Seth MacFarlane — Larry / Steve / Old man / Pilot / Ricky / Redneck / Scottsman / Kid in pound

View Quote Seth MacFarlane films

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View Quote Wang, for love of Christ, you're an American now.  Use a napkin.

View Quote [to a passerby at the pound]  Excuse me, sir, sir, I could do your taxes for you.