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Hi, there. My name's Steve. I'm a dog—in-in case you're, um, well, stupid.
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[to a passerby at the pound] Excuse me, sir, sir, I could do your taxes for you.
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Just my luck that the only person who could hear me had the IQ of a flank steak.
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I'm house-broken, I'm neutered, and I'm well-versed in the works of Chaucer.