Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!
Sarah
Jennifer Connelly · 27 quotes
Jareth the Goblin King
David Bowie · 18 quotes
Hoggle
12 quotes
Didymus
6 quotes
Worm
4 quotes
Most scenes together: Sarah & Hoggle (7), Sarah & Jareth the Goblin King (3), Sarah & Didymus (3)
Labyrinth quotes
Page 2 of 5What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?!
You mean rescue you?
No! You kissed me!
Let's get that rat who calls himself Jareth!
This is an oubliette. Labyrinth's full of 'em.
Really... how did you know that?
Oh, don't sound so smart! You don't even know what an oubliette is.
Do you?
Yes. It's a place where you put people... to forget about 'em!
You know your problem? You take too many things for granted. Take this Labyrinth: even if you get to the centre, you'll never get out again.
That's your opinion.
Well, it's a lot better than yours!
Thanks for nothing, Hogwart.
You need to understand my position: I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.
What kind of position is that?
NO position! That's my point! And you wouldn't be so brave if you'd ever smelled the Bog of Eternal Stench. It's, it's...
Is that all it does, it smells?
Oh, believe me, that's enough. But the worst thing is, if you so much as put a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for the rest of your life. It'll never wash off.
Hello, Hedgewart.
Hogwart.
HOG-GLE!
If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!
Oh, YES, Hoggle!
Oh dear, poor Hoghead.
Hoggle.
I've just noticed that your lovely jewels are missing.
Uh, oh, yes! So they are. My lovely jewels. Missing. I'd better find 'em, but first, I'll take that young lady back to the beginning, just like we planned!
Wait! I've got a much better plan, Hoggle. Give her this.
It's a present.
Ain't gonna hurt the little lady, is it?
Now, why the concern?
I won't do nothin' to harm her.
Oh, come, come, come, Hogbrain! I'm suprised at you, losing your head over a girl.
I ain't lost my head!
You don't think a young girl could like a repulsive little scab like you, do you?
Well, she did say we was...
What? Bosom companions? [dangerously] Friends?
It don't matter.
You'll give her that peach, Hoggle, or I'll dip you straight into the Bog of Eternal Stench before you can blink! And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Y-you will?
Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Turn back, Sarah. Turn back before it's too late.
I can't. Don't you understand that I can't?
What a pity.
Help! Stop it! Help!
Hands 1
[The Hands start forming faces and speaking to her]
What do you mean 'help?' We are helping!
Hands 2
We're Helping Hands.
You're hurting!
Hands 3
Would you like us to let go? [laughs]
No!
Hands 4
Well then, come on, which way?
Which way?
Hands 5
Up or down?
Oh...
Hands 6
Come on, come on!
Hands 7
We havn't got all day!
Hands 8
Well, it's a big decision for her.
Hands 9
Which way do you want to go? Hmm?
Hands 10
Yes, which way?
Well... since I'm pointed that way, I guess I'll go down.
Hands 11
She chose down!
Hands 12
She chose down? HEEEHHH!
Wait... was that wrong?
Hands 13
Too late now! HAHAHAHAHA!
Help!
Hands 1
What do you mean help? We are Helping.
Hands 2
We're Helping Hands.
Ow! It bit me!
What'd you expect fairies to do?
I thought they did nice things, like granting wishes!
Huh. Shows what you know, don't it?
That's not fair!
You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is.
What a horrible place this is! It's not fair!
Bottom Red Guard
That's right. It's not fair!
Bottom Red Guard
[All the guards laugh.]
But that's only half of it!
This was a dead end a minute ago.
Bottom Blue Guard
No, that's the dead end behind you!
[All the guards laugh, and Sarah sees that they are right.]
It keeps changing! What am I supposed to do?
Bottom Red Guard
The only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
Bottom Blue Guard
One of them leads to the castle at the centre of the Labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Top Blue Guard
B-b-b-BOOM!
Bottom Blue Guard
Certain death!
All Guards
Ooooooooh!
Which one is which?
Bottom Red Guard
Er, we can't tell you.
Why not?
Bottom Red Guard
[The bottom guards think and mutter to each other.]
We don't know!
Bottom Blue Guard
[looks up at top guards]
But they do.
Oh. Then I'll ask them.
Top Red Guard
No. You can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.
Top Blue Guard
It's the rules, and I should warn you that one of us always tells the truth, and one of us always lies. That's the rules too. He always lies.
Top Red Guard
I do not! I tell the truth!
Top Blue Guard
Oooh, what a lie!