Labyrinth 1986 quotes

67 quotes · 5 characters
Labyrinth (1986) poster
Characters
Sarah Jennifer Connelly · 27 quotes
Hoggle 12 quotes
Didymus 6 quotes
Worm 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Sarah & Hoggle (7), Sarah & Jareth the Goblin King (3), Sarah & Didymus (3)

Labyrinth quotes

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Fiery

It's against the rules to throw other people's heads.

Stepmother

She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say.

Worm

If she'd 'ave kept on goin' down that way she'd 'ave gone straight to that castle.

[as Ambrosius charges out of the gates]

AMBROSIUS, if you don't turn around this second, I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN! [a screeching sound is heard and Ambrosius comes back inside] That's better! Don't worry, Ambrosius, I think we have them surrounded! [looks at the goblins surrounding him] Now, if you throw down your weapons, I'll see that you're well treated!

I have sworn with my lifeblood no one shall pass this way without my permission.

Well... May we have your permission?

Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... yes.

Door Knocker 1
[has his ring in his ears]

IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!

I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.

Knocker 1

What?

Knocker 2
[his ring is in his mouth, muffling his voice]

It'th no good athking him, he'th deaf ath a...

Knocker 1

Don't talk with your mouth full!

Knocker 2
[muffled protest]

I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.

Knocker 1

What were you saying?

Knocker 2
[Sarah pulls the ring out of the second Knocker's mouth.]

Aaaah. Oooh. Um, mum. Oh, it is so good to get that thing out.

What did you say?

Knocker 2

I said, "It's no good asking him. He's deaf as a..."

Knocker 1

Mumble, mumble, mumble. You're a wonderful conversational companion.

Knocker 2

YOU CAN TALK! ALL YOU DO IS MOAN!

Knocker 1

No good. Can't hear you.

False Alarm 1

Don't go on.

False Alarm 2

Go back while you still can.

False Alarm 3

This is not the way.

False Alarm 4

Take heed, and go no further.

False Alarm 5

Beware, beware.

False Alarm 6

Soon it will be too late.

Hoggle
(to Sarah)

Don't pay any attention to them. They're just False Alarms. You get a lot of them in the Labyrinth, especially when you're on the right track...

False Alarm 7

Oh, no you're not.

Hoggle

Oh, shut up!

False Alarm 7

Sorry, just doing my job.

Hoggle

Well you don't have to do it to us!

False Alarm 8

Beware, for the...

Hoggle

Just forget it!

False Alarm 8

Oh please, I haven't said it for such a long time!

Hoggle

Oh, all right, but don't expect a big reaction!

False Alarm 8

No no no, of course not! (Clears throat) "For the path you will take will lead to certain destruction." Thank you very much...

Fiery 1

Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!

Of course it doesn't!

Fiery 2

Hey! Whatchoo going 'round with a head like that for?