Door Knocker 1
[has his ring in his ears]
IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!
Sarah
I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.
Knocker 1
What?
Knocker 2
[his ring is in his mouth, muffling his voice]
It'th no good athking him, he'th deaf ath a...
Knocker 1
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Knocker 2
[muffled protest]
Sarah
I'm sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
Knocker 1
What were you saying?
Knocker 2
[Sarah pulls the ring out of the second Knocker's mouth.]
Aaaah. Oooh. Um, mum. Oh, it is so good to get that thing out.
Sarah
What did you say?
Knocker 2
I said, "It's no good asking him. He's deaf as a..."
Knocker 1
Mumble, mumble, mumble. You're a wonderful conversational companion.
Knocker 2
YOU CAN TALK! ALL YOU DO IS MOAN!
Knocker 1
No good. Can't hear you.
