A scene from Labyrinth 1986
Jareth

Oh dear, poor Hoghead.

Hoggle

Hoggle.

Jareth

I've just noticed that your lovely jewels are missing.

Hoggle

Uh, oh, yes! So they are. My lovely jewels. Missing. I'd better find 'em, but first, I'll take that young lady back to the beginning, just like we planned!

Jareth

Wait! I've got a much better plan, Hoggle. Give her this.

Hoggle

[Jareth tosses him a peach.]

What is it?

Jareth

It's a present.

Hoggle

Ain't gonna hurt the little lady, is it?

Jareth

Now, why the concern?

Hoggle

I won't do nothin' to harm her.

Jareth

Oh, come, come, come, Hogbrain! I'm suprised at you, losing your head over a girl.

Hoggle

I ain't lost my head!

Jareth

You don't think a young girl could like a repulsive little scab like you, do you?

Hoggle

Well, she did say we was...

Jareth

What? Bosom companions? [dangerously] Friends?

Hoggle

It don't matter.

Jareth

You'll give her that peach, Hoggle, or I'll dip you straight into the Bog of Eternal Stench before you can blink! And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.

Hoggle

Y-you will?

Jareth

Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]

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