A scene from Kung Fu Hustle 2004
Barber

Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!

Landlady

Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.

Barber

[Doing martial arts routine]

It's obvious I'm the one!

Landlady

[Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor]

Don't think so.

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