Axe Gang Advisor Lets kill them all and make this place a brothel!
Kung Fu Hustle quotes
Page 1 of 2 Axe Gang Advisor Axe Gang Advisor So that makes you the best killers in circulation, right?
Harpist #1 In actuality, we are just a pair of street musicians.
Barber
Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber
[Doing martial arts routine]
It's obvious I'm the one!
Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
You gave him your life savings?
Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.
Brother Sum Ever killed anyone?
I've always thought about it.
Donut [in English]
What are you prepared to do?
Landlord
We can't understand what you're saying!
[feelingly]
I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be a ruthless killer!
What awesome kung fu was that?
You wanna learn? I will teach you!
[After Sing defeats him with the Buddhist Palm technique]
What is the name of your technique?
Do you want to learn? I will teach you.
Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you.
How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner.
It's just a title.(Refering to the name The Beast)
This doesn't make any sense at all.