Landlady How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!
Played by Yuen Qiu 
Kung Fu Hustle (2004) · 20 quotes
Kung Fu Hustle (2004) · 20 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Kung Fu Hustle (2004): in 5 of its 20 quotes
A line from LandladyYou may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy.
More lines from Landlady
3 quotes Landlady Landlady [To tailor]
What's with the red underwear?
Landlady [on Sing's new kung fu skills]
If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer. [pause] More likely a stuntman.
Scenes with Landlady
1 scene
Barber
Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber
[Doing martial arts routine]
It's obvious I'm the one!
Landlady [Punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor]
Don't think so.
