“I can't be letting your old ass in here. Why don't you go do some...” – Doorman, Knocked Up ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Knocked Up 2007

Doorman Craig Robinson

I can't be letting your old ass in here. Why don't you go do some yoga and shit.

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Doorman I know. You’re right. I'm so sorry. I ****in' hate this job. I don't wanna be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as ****. For this club, you know, not for the earth. Doorman You old, she pregnant...can't have a buncha old, pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy. I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in 1 1/4 black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd. Fantasy Baseball Guy Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.