“I know. You’re right. I'm so sorry. I ****in' hate this job. I...” – Doorman, Knocked Up ... Movie Quotes Database

I know. You’re right. I'm so sorry. I ****in' hate this job. I don't wanna be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as ****. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

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Doorman You old, she pregnant...can't have a buncha old, pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy. I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in 1 1/4 black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd. Fantasy Baseball Guy Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out. Debbie We have to help them raise the baby. Pete Well...****!!