“What the ****, man?! If I go in there and see **** pubes sprinkled...” – Jonah, Knocked Up ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Knocked Up 2007

(After Jay has announced that he has shaved his pubic area)

What the ****, man?! If I go in there and see **** pubes sprinkled all over the toilet seat, I'm gonna **** lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a **** stuffed animal!

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