“I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's thinking it was...” – Jay, Knocked Up ... Movie Quotes Database

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Jay Jay Baruchel

I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's thinking it was mine, and eventually pink-eyed my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this.

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