This is not a drill - drills go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker...
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1st guest Fish for dinner last night?
2nd guest Phewww... Harvey still smoking those cigars?
3rd guest CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?
Newscaster Rams plagued by fumbles as earthquakes rock Los Angeles. Film at eleven.
Narrator If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
Game Show Host If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?
Guard #2 I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling.
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