“If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me...” – Game Show Host, The Kentucky Fried Movie ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from The Kentucky Fried Movie 1977

Game Show Host

If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?

Guard #2

I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling.

In this scene

G2 Guard #2 Marcus K. Mukai

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