“Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a...” – Game Show Announcer, The Kentucky Fried Movie ... Movie Quotes Database

Game Show Announcer

Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

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