Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie 2002 quotes, page 2

Jonah

Yes! Which way is Tarshish?

Right this way! You can't miss it!

Jonah

Oh! Thank you!

Jonah!

Jonah

What? Who is it?

Jonah! Where are you going?

Jonah

Oh! It's you, Lord. Um, I'm going to... I'm going...

Jonah!

Jonah

I'm Sorry! I can't hear you!

Jonah!

Jonah

I can't hear you! Lalalalalalala!

Jonah!

Jonah

I... CAN'T... HEAR... YOU!

Jonah!

Pa Grape

Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah

No! I... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Pa Grape

Come on! Wake up! We got trouble!

Jonah

What?! What's happening?!

Pa Grape

We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!

Khalil

We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!

Pa Grape

Huh? Hey! What are you doing here?

Khalil

Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family!

Pa Grape

Why if it wasn't for this storm I'd make you walk the plank! And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!

Jonah

What's going on?

Pa Grape

I'll tell you what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!

Jonah

Well, what can we do?!

Pa Grape

Oh! Get up and pray to your god! Maybe he'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! Hmm... Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute! That's it! ALRIGHT YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME!

What is that? What's compassion?

Mr. Lunt

Oh! That's a hard question.

Mmmm Hmmm!

Pa Grape

Well, Compassion is when ya see that someone needs help, and ya wanna help them!

Khalil

I beg your pardon. I hate to break up the party, but who needed a tow?

Ah! Have we met?

Mr. Lunt

Well... Should we pull him back in?

Pa Grape

Uh... I don't see why not.

Mr. Lunt

Yeah! Remember when we did that one thing, with that one guy?

Pa Grape

Oh do I ever.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

Pa Grape

Excuse me!

Ah!

How's it going?

Mr. Lunt

Hey! What's up?

Who are you?

Pa Grape

The who us?

Yeah.

Pa Grape

Oh! We are, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!

Mr. Lunt

Oh! You know that's right!

Nothing.

Mr. Lunt

Zilch.

Nada.

Pa Grape

Huh?! I thought for sure...

Jonah

Alright! I admit it! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!

Pa Grape

But, I... The worm!

Jonah

I am a Hebrew, and I worship the Lord, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the land, and I'm running away from Him! He told me to go to Nineveh, but I didn't listen! You know, I don't like those people.

Mr. Lunt

Oh! Fish Slappers.

Jonah

Yes! And so I ran! I ran, and I ended up here, and now everyone's in terrible danger all because of me! I'm afraid the only thing left is to be thrown into the sea!

Awww! You don't have to do that. We gotta plank. You can just walk off!

Jonah

Yes, thank you. You're too kind.

Pa Grape

So from inside the whale, Jonah prayed and asked God to forgive him for not obeying. He told God that if he got another chance, he would go to Nineveh, even though he didn't like those people very much.

So did he get another chance?

Pa Grape

Shouldn't you be lookin' our for yer tow truck?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That can wait. Did Jonah get another chance?

Pa Grape

Well, God saw that Jonah needed help, and he wanted to help him.

That's compassion!

But did he give him a second chance even though he didn't deserve it? You know, mercy?

Pa Grape

After three days, Jonah noticed something strange happening.

Let's do another Twippo song!

I love Twippo.

Me too!

But I'm the one who gets to meet him because I won the Twippo sweepstakes.

You don't have to rub it in.

It's great that you won the contest, Laura. But let's try not to brag about it. Nice one with the lights, Bob.

My pleasure, for the next song maybe I can drive into the river!

Yeah! Drive into the river, Bob! Oh, drive into the river, Bob!

Or maybe you could help me with the map!

Oh! I'm sorry.

Is there anything you want me to tell Twippo, when I meet him?

Laura!

Ow!

My ticket!!

Mike: Aah! Quick get it!

The map!

Sorry!

Aah!

My ticket!
[The ticket flies away.]

You are powerful and attractive.

Jonah

What? Who's there?

You do not run from your problems, but confront them face to face.

Jonah

Ah! The bag! It speaks!

Khalil

Ow! What did you do that for?

Jonah

Mr. Twisty? Who's there? Show yourself!

Khalil

Hello!

Jonah

What are you?

Khalil

Who, me? Oh, my name is Khalil! I'm caterpillar! Well, that's only half true. My mother was a caterpillar. My father was a worm. But I'm okay with that now.

Jonah

Khalil?

Khalil

Khalil. You've got to get your gut into it! I bet you're wondering why I'm here.

Jonah

Aaah! you tidy up around the ship?

Khalil

Oh, no - I do not work on the ship. I am a small business operator! A traveling salesman! I sell Persian rugs door to door! See?

Jonah

Oh, lovely. A...

Khalil

By the way, do you know where this ship is going?

Jonah

Yes, Tarshish.

Khalil

Tarshish! [gasps] What a trip! You know, that may be just what I need! The Persian rug business has not been going very well around here. But I still have a positive mental attitude, because of my motivational tapes!

You are a skilled metalworker.

Khalil

I am a skilled metalworker! Oh! I did not know that!

Why that was a very merciful thing to do! Tell you what, I'll give you all a ride to the concert, and I'll make sure you all have backstage passes!

Horray!

Speaking of mercy, have any of you heard the story of a man named Jonah?

Yes.

Oh! Well, uh... Would you like to hear a song about it?

Is it like the bald bunny song?

Ah! Not really. it's more of a big musical number.

Perfect!

Jonah

Oh, look... a bowling ball. If I could only find some pins.

Khalil

You found better than that, travelling buddy! It's me!

Jonah

Oh, my.

Khalil

So forget about Tarshish! All we need to do is get this whale to swim to Nineveh! You give the message, I sell the plush toys, we'll be right back on track!

Jonah

Carlyle, please don't speak to me. I'm having a rather bad day.

Khalil

Well you don't need to be so down about it - Mr. Grumpypants!

Jonah

Look around you! We're inside a whale! We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?!

Khalil

Of course I do! Digestion runs very deep in my family. I'm just trying to have a positive outlook, you know! You know the difference between you and me is that you see the whale as half empty, but I see the whale as half full!

Jonah

I don't know what that means.

Khalil

Neither do I.

Jonah

Oh! I might as well face it. God gave me a job to do and I disobeyed him. I ran the other way! I've done something terrible and now I'm getting what I deserve. Oh... I'm going to die here in this whale.

May I please use the bathroom?