Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.

[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]

You be good, now.

[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]

Alright, don't you ****in' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.

What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watchin these babies?

Uh - the fat one's watchin the little one?

Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.

YO, **** YOU, YOU **** SQUARE! Can you believe that **** guy telling me how to **** raise you? Mother****er, man. Who's he **** think he is, doing that outside the **** store, right? ****!